She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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