Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death. http://tfl.nu/mm9y
  Replies (15) Good night (711) Bad night (2627)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance. http://tfl.nu/av3i
  Replies (13) Good night (3039) Bad night (1183)
• Favorite

  (989): View more from Michigan

  News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.

  (1-989): View more from Michigan

  Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (989): News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus. (1-989): Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right. http://tfl.nu/jho0
  Replies (22) Good night (4711) Bad night (1082)
• Favorite

  (240): View more from Maryland

  she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (240): she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever. http://tfl.nu/656k
  Replies (27) Good night (5885) Bad night (693)
• Favorite

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (203): That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa... http://tfl.nu/lw9n
  Replies (7) Good night (2342) Bad night (1009)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person" http://tfl.nu/45pt
  Replies (3) Good night (1079) Bad night (2100)
• Favorite

  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (781): you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat http://tfl.nu/04qy
  Replies (8) Good night (3179) Bad night (1015)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  The beers last night were like the tears from god

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): The beers last night were like the tears from god http://tfl.nu/bni8
  Replies (5) Good night (1964) Bad night (758)
• Favorite

  (775): View more from Nevada

  Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (775): Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls (702): Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter http://tfl.nu/jyvi
  Replies (9) Good night (4873) Bad night (1077)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  Wanna skype?

  (1-425): View more from Washington

  Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): Wanna skype? (1-425): Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no. http://tfl.nu/gc87
  Replies (7) Good night (2499) Bad night (981)
• Favorite

  (229): View more from Georgia

  I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (229): I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant. http://tfl.nu/p9a2
  Replies (10) Good night (738) Bad night (1662)
• Favorite

  (613): View more from Ontario

  I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (613): I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated. http://tfl.nu/yhxc
  Replies (3) Good night (1307) Bad night (555)
• Favorite

  (716): View more from New York

  BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (716): BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet. http://tfl.nu/90zb
  Replies (0) Good night (547) Bad night (315)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me. http://tfl.nu/2cms
  Replies (3) Good night (685) Bad night (335)
• Favorite

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  Did you run away?

  (615): View more from Tennessee

  I DANCED AWAY.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (615): I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat (615): And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing (203): Did you run away? (615): I DANCED AWAY. http://tfl.nu/ipjx
  Replies (2) Good night (1009) Bad night (480)

Randomize