I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.