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• (847): View more from Illinois

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  That's how twitter works, right?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I'd suck anything for a pizza right now

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.

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• (925): View more from California

  Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (347): View more from New York

  ....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.

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