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That's how twitter works, right?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.