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• (214): View more from Texas

  I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  You can't wash away shame.

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  I can try.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished

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  I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!

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  Poor life choices...?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?

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