he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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