did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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