I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
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it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.