is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"