Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon