isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.