you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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