He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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