So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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