I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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