you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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