He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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