brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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