your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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