Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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