Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
He kissed a someone with a penis
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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