4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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