I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize