Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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