I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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