I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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