You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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