I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
The air was thick with penises
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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