i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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