Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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