Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am spending my child support on dildos
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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