Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
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I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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