just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
