He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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