There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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