We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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