So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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