You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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