I think I won the penis lottery.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize