I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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