I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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