I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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