absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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