Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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