we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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