You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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