I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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