remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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