so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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