how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
no you cant smoke seaweed
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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