Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Come on in and take your pants off
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