When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
