i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
"it" just moved
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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