Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I have fence marks all over my body
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
is that a dick in a sweater?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Randomize
