if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize