My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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