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(650): View more from California

I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?

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(+27): View more from South Africa

I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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(317): View more from Indiana

She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended

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(806): View more from Texas

We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".

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(330): View more from Ohio

Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes

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(714): View more from California

Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?

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