Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Randomize
