oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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