Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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