i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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