I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
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I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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