if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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