What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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